i swear to god kim kardashian has been pregnant for about 3 years now
- snape: ten points from gryffindor
- snape: twenty points from gryffindor
- snape: fifty points to slytherin
- snape: hehehe
- dumbledore: twenty thousand points to harry for breaking every rule we have
- snape: fuck
- Other people: Why do you rewatch your TV shows?
- Me: I don't understand your question.